Tech-savvy Wanderer Gifts

'What I'm up to? The usual dude, just roaming the plains: There's nothing else to do...'

'I'm homeless, sir, so I REALLY need to buy a GPS.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Coffee shop

Pan Extension Chord

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Birds with Headphones

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Take me to your leader. . .

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Migration Music

Scenic selfie site