Tech-savvy Walker Gifts

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Who can we call?"

Coffee shop

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Pan Extension Chord

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Tim's marketing solutions

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'