Tech-savvy Tail-wagger Gifts

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

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Kid is 'Born to Text'.

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"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Good boy

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"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Newborns on cell phones

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

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Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Internet Shoplifting

Rap-Nav.