Tech-savvy Tail-wagger T-Shirts

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

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Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

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"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Good boy

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Newborns on cell phones

Rap-Nav.

Scenic selfie site

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Internet Shoplifting

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"