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"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

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"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Scenic selfie site

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"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Internet Shoplifting

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Rap-Nav.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Young MacDonald

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

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