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"I hacked into the obedience school and changed my grades. Who's the bad dog now?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Good boy

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"My fitbit keeps track of my calories burned while I chase yield on my stocktrading app."

"Buy my data $20"

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Bad dog! No blogging!'

The Internet...

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"This automated stock trading app can halt rallies or downturns, depending on your market strategy."

"How many investment apps will this get me?"

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

"Hold on, Ms. Goodwin. I'm checking with the algorithm that's managing your money."

Trolling on social media

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

'Yeah, I still use old fashion Facebook. I gotta monitor what my parents are up to!'