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A classical ringtone does not a cultured man make

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Did you get my tweet?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."