Tech-savvy Tail-wagger Appreciator Pillows

"I hacked into the obedience school and changed my grades. Who's the bad dog now?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Good boy

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Bad dog! No blogging!'

The Internet...

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"How many investment apps will this get me?"

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"This automated stock trading app can halt rallies or downturns, depending on your market strategy."

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

"Hold on, Ms. Goodwin. I'm checking with the algorithm that's managing your money."

'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

Trolling on social media

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'