Tech-savvy Critic Pillows

The Internet...

"Look at it go! Pretty cool, right son?" "Lamest. Drone. Ever."

'That's amazing, old people deciding the fate of the Internet.'

'Yeah, I still use old fashion Facebook. I gotta monitor what my parents are up to!'

'I can't unlock this phone!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'There's nothing on.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"AI chat bot"

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Life Blues

Social media and censorship...

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Someday

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'