Tech-savvy Critic Pillows

The Internet...

"Look at it go! Pretty cool, right son?" "Lamest. Drone. Ever."

'That's amazing, old people deciding the fate of the Internet.'

'Yeah, I still use old fashion Facebook. I gotta monitor what my parents are up to!'

'I can't unlock this phone!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'There's nothing on.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"AI chat bot"

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."