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The Post Of Christmas Present

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Where were the wise women?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

The Internet...

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

"And this is where the magic happens."

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Santa Sucks

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

'Yeah, I still use old fashion Facebook. I gotta monitor what my parents are up to!'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Santa Text Exchange

Lighting of the President-Elect

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

Spama Claus.