Tech-savvy Christmas Lover Pillows

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

Santa Selfie Stick

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

The Post Of Christmas Present

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

Children talk to Santa in mall via his telephone app.

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.