Tech-savvy Christmas Buff Pillows

"He got a bad review on yelp."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

Santa Text Exchange

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

Santa Selfie Stick

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

The Post Of Christmas Present

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers