Tech-savvy Christmas Buff Gifts

"He got a bad review on yelp."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

Amazon Drones

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

Santa Text Exchange

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Santa Selfie Stick

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

The Post Of Christmas Present

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.