Techie Xmas Enthusiast Gifts

"A Santa bot? And you expect kids to believe in you?"

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Santa Goes Hybrid.

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"Ha! This year I'm going to send my stuff by e-mail!!"

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

The Post Of Christmas Present

Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

'RECALCULATING!'

'I'm returning 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and 1 partridge. They're on your loading dock. Here's my receipt.'

Claus on the Santa phone.

'This? It's just someone who was waiting in the queue with us!'

'The computer links me to an international database for who's 'naughty and nice'.'

"He got a bad review on yelp."