Festive Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'The computer links me to an international database for who's 'naughty and nice'.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

Santa's elevator

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

Rudolph vents. . . .

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'Santa, this year, we've got to cancel Christmas! I can't find my nose charger!'

Ho Ho Ho.

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.