Festive Gadget Guru Gifts

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'Do you know where my purse is?' - 'I'd love a cup, thanks.' - 'I didn't ask if you wanted a drink! I can't find my purse.' - 'Oh, right. Have you tried ringing it?' - 'Listen up or die!' - 'Okay, tell me what it is while I send this text message.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Man walking dog with headphones plugged into dog.

Santa's elevator

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

Car Racing.

"Instead of texting me, you want me to open my mouth and articulate thoughts? Phew, this better be good!"

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

Santa Goes Hybrid.

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

Virus moves to mobile phones.

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Rudolph vents. . . .

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'I can remotely activate almost anything in this office, except him.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Amazon Drones

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Santa Selfie Stick