Festive Technology Lovers Gifts

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Europa takes a selfie

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Romance"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

Santa's elevator

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

US bans laptops and mobiles on planes

'Grandma, have you ever thought of just upgrading Grandpa's operating system?'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Both listening to music on laptops. Devil says: 'I've got an exclusive upgrade to version 6.66.' The Devil has the best iTunes

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

Amazon Drones

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

'Is Superrobotman supposed to sound like Stephen Hawking?'

"Sorry, Dad. I thought you meant we were going to pick a phone."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

". . . Yeah, two hours to find a charging point, and I'm still here - saving the world will have to wait!"