Festive Tech Enthusiasts Gifts

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Santa deleting his e-mails.

Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Christmas parties are not what they used to be!

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

'RECALCULATING!'

"A Santa bot? And you expect kids to believe in you?"

Claus on the Santa phone.

'The computer links me to an international database for who's 'naughty and nice'.'

"He got a bad review on yelp."