Yuletide Tech Expert Gifts

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"It doesn't look like much now, but just wait until Photoshop."

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Amazon Drones

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

Santa Text Exchange

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa Selfie Stick

"Ha! This year I'm going to send my stuff by e-mail!!"

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

The Post Of Christmas Present

Santa deleting his e-mails.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

Charging Station