Tech-savvy Festive Folks Pillows

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

Amazon Drones

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

Santa Selfie Stick

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Santa Text Exchange

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Santa Claus deals with technology

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Santa deleting his e-mails.

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"