Tech-savvy Festive Folks Mugs

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa Text Exchange

Santa Selfie Stick

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Santa deleting his e-mails.

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'