Tech-savvy Merry-makers Pillows

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Giggle.

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Google signwriter.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"They misspelled your avatar."

Social Media Romance

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

Internet baby adoption.

'Twitter Tweet'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

Absent Friends Reunited.

"...And to love, cherish and occasionally look up from your phones at each other?"

"I'll just pull up the wedding ceremony app...."