Tech-savvy Duo Pillows

After years of marriage, Ethyl and Ernest no longer spoke, both were on plans with unlimited text...

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"You were right. It was a good idea to take a father and son walk. We texted each other the whole way."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Today's love

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Zoom Wedding

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

"The nice thing about being married is that I no longer feel obligated to like your posts."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

Social Media Romance

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"