Digitally Challenged Duo Pillows

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Now right-click on the icon."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

iPhone Senior

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Internet baby adoption.

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

'you know, if you followed my tweets you'd know what we're having for dinner.'

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."