Digitally Challenged Duo Pillows

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Now right-click on the icon."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Internet baby adoption.

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.