Digital Discontent Duo Pillows

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

One more question, Lance

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

Internet crap.

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

'Not another powerpoint sermon!'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'Access ME.'

Shooting the Messenger

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over computer error

'My computers down again!'

'He's a rebel without a cause.'

'I'm sorry Ms. Tinsdale. My computer got a virus and lost my homework!'

Ok, now it's just messing with me. Prove you can do The Robot.

Password Change Refuseniks

Trapeze Artist

Thanks for not tweeting me. I don't give a hoot what you're doing right now.

"My computer is frozen."