Digital Dilemma Laughers Pillows

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Computer tech support sacred offering

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Social media and privacy

'Technology hates me.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Jesus forgets to save.

It went out. The program must have crashed.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"

"I've hacked into our bank account."

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'