Digital Dilemma Critic Pillows

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

The Eternal Question

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Technology hates me.'

Social media and privacy

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Blogging Shoes

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Jesus forgets to save.

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.