Digital Dilemmist Pillows

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Lost your files - Get a good lawyer.

"After looking up my password, completing two-step verification, and proving I'm not a robot, I forget why I went to this website!"

"We don't talk anymore."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

The Eternal Question

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

Social media and privacy

'Technology hates me.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Jesus forgets to save.

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"