Digital Dilemma Enthusiasts Pillows

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"We're trying to limit our kids' screen time to 23 hours a day."

You may click here for five hours of simulated waterboarding, or try your password yet again.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Eternal Question

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Social media and privacy

'Technology hates me.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'It's never done that before!'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'