Digital Dilemma Explorer Pillows

The age of passwords.

The Eternal Question

The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus

Larry hits a paywall while reading an eye exam chart.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"Now I've got a bigger screen I find porn on the web much more degrading."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Computer games

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"We don't talk anymore."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."