Digital Dilemma Hero Pillows

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

The Eternal Question

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

Social media and privacy

'Technology hates me.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Jesus forgets to save.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"They're not playing video games. They're helping to overthrow evil dictatorships."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"

'I forgot my password, but surely you RECOGNIZE me!'