Digital Dilemma Critic Mugs

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

The Eternal Question

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Social media and privacy

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Technology hates me.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Blogging Shoes

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

Jesus forgets to save.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."