Digital Discontent Duo Gifts

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Internet crap.

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

Shooting the Messenger

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

'Access ME.'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

'My computers down again!'

'I'm sorry Ms. Tinsdale. My computer got a virus and lost my homework!'

'He's a rebel without a cause.'

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over computer error

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Trapeze Artist

"My computer is frozen."

Thanks for not tweeting me. I don't give a hoot what you're doing right now.

"Enough game requests already!"