Digitally Distressed Gifts

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"I don't think tech support can help me. I need a tech support group."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

The Importance of Data Backup.

One more question, Lance

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

Internet crap.

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

'Not another powerpoint sermon!'

Will Robinson Finds Himself Lost in Cyberspace.

Computer frustration

Computer Confusion

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

Mobile Prison

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

"So that must be the guy from Tech Support."

'My computers down again!'

'Sorry - I've deleted you,'

"I think there's something wrong with the computer."

"Enough game requests already!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS when out running!"

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.