Digitally Adverse Gifts

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

Rare Books

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"I need a more interactive you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

His Master's Data.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Error: Out of memory.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Print is Dead.'

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

A businessman suffering from data overload.