'I don't know who those Cybers are, but I'm ready for their attack!'
Digital Age Denier Gifts
Celebrate the charm of skeptics with our curated collection for digital age deniers. These products highlight the joy of disconnecting in a tech-driven world, with clever designs and humorous touches. Perfect for those who value offline moments and question all things digital, our items make a memorable gift that sparks conversations and embraces individuality. From humorous mugs to statement prints, discover a thoughtful way to honor their unique perspective.
"My email is down... talk to me."
Online form - Submit.
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
"Did you get my tweet?"
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
'Can I download that as a PDF?'
'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'
Press Any Key. No, Not That One.
'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
Statue of liberty selfie
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'
"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."
"All the better to ignore you with."
"Buy my data $20"
"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"
"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"
Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.
"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."
Books On Paper
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
His Master's Data.
'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'
"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"
Error: Out of memory.
"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."
Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.
"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"
Blogging Shoes
Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.
"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."
"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"
'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'
Digital Age Denier Gifts Collection
Digital Age Denier Mugs
Check out our range of mugs that speak to digital age skeptics—perfect for starting conversations and showcasing their unique perspective.
Digital Age Denier Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate skepticism of digital culture—fun, comfortable, and full of personality.
Digital Age Denier Prints
Find prints that highlight the charm of disconnecting—great for decorating at home or in the office with a witty touch.
Digital Age Denier T-Shirts
Browse our selection of t-shirts designed for digital age deniers—ideal for making a statement with humor and wit.