Digital Age Denier Pillows

'I don't know who those Cybers are, but I'm ready for their attack!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Buy my data $20"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Books On Paper

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

His Master's Data.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Error: Out of memory.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

Blogging Shoes

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

Ascent of Digital Man