Digital Age Detractor Pillows

"What?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Buy my data $20"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Books On Paper

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

His Master's Data.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Print is Dead.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

Ascent of Digital Man

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

"GrumpyHumans.com"

'I don't have my homework because my dial-up modem couldn't connect with my on-line homework helper.'

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."