"What?"
Digital Age Detractor Mugs
Start their day with a mug that humorously questions the digital age—perfect for the skeptics who prefer real-world interactions and lighthearted banter over screen time.
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
'Can I download that as a PDF?'
'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'
Press Any Key. No, Not That One.
'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
Statue of liberty selfie
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
"All the better to ignore you with."
"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"
"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"
"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."
"Buy my data $20"
"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"
Books On Paper
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
His Master's Data.
'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'
"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"
"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."
"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."
"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."
Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.
Blogging Shoes
'Print is Dead.'
"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."
"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"
'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'
Ascent of Digital Man
"No you can' 'google' number seven!"
'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'
"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."
'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'
"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."
Digital Age Detractor Mugs Collection
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