Digital Age Critic Mugs

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Once upon a time, there was a store that sold books.

"Put that complaint to the top of the queue, have you seen how many Twitter followers he has?"

"Any questions you have should be covered by the FAQ on our website."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Do you mind if I ask my computer?"

Blogging Shoes

"I'm so glad I'm not a political post..."

"Stop, it's a devious trap! In my day, they used to use a goat..."

"I can't overstate what a boon this has been to public shaming."

"That should be you up there no one's listening to."

Sent for my Ismug.

"Nobody bothers to write anymore ... "

Budget cuts - please send all email as second class.

"The drawback to this is the lack of hardcopy."

Children's games and technology

"When they said we were heading for a 'cashless' economy I didn't think they just meant us having no money!"

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

'RIP: A Smith. Last man not to have a mobile phone.'

www.hopeless-assassin.com. Hits 0.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Enough with the video games go out and play!"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Pop-up ad in front of a cartoon.

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'