Digital Age Commentators Mugs

"We had it bronzed. It was his first tweet."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Did you get my tweet?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'My dog ate my computer.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Modern Portrait Gallery

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Books On Paper

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

'You post intimate details on Facebook, you want to be followed on Twitter, you send out dozens of selfies a day, yet you're paranoid about your computer's camera?'

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."