Digital Age Commentators Pillows

"We had it bronzed. It was his first tweet."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Did you get my tweet?"

'My dog ate my computer.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Modern Portrait Gallery

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

Books On Paper

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."