Digital Interaction Commentator Pillows

"I don't want your money, I want you to be my friend on facebook!"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Text Culture

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

How logos change over time.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Modern Portrait Gallery

Me when by BDD shows up

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"And me without a Twitter account."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Cyber Fight

"Mother, Howard is a very deep thinker. He's all blog and no Tweet."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

Unsocial Networking.

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"