Digital Era Commentators Pillows

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'My dog ate my computer.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Modern Portrait Gallery

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

Cyber Fight

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"