Digital Age Debaters Pillows

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"Would you relax? They never look up."

The Proust of Twitter

"Did you get my tweet?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Books On Paper

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"