Digital Debaters Pillows

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

"I'm, like, really really upset about the, like, current situation in the Middle East...."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

The Proust of Twitter

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Global warming debate.

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

The last word.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'My opponent hates cats.'

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