Internet Debater Pillows

"It's the first law of social media."

'Aren't the Republicans in congress already doing that?'

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

Possible diversity of genders in online discussion.

In the Old Days Disabling Comments Was Easy.

"I'm glad Baldo got that computer...it's such a wonderful educational tool."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Latest social media panic...

"Yet... my conservative views are deleted."

The Internet

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Now that's a win."

The Proust of Twitter

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Science Snobs

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Global warming debate.

The last word.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'My opponent hates cats.'

Approved Debate Questions

Debate Club Note