Internet Debates Pillows

'I warned you to stay out of those flame wars!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The Proust of Twitter

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Unsocial Networking.

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'