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The Unfriended Masses

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Barcode Dreams

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Collected works

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

Goodnight Social Media.

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

The nurse of the future

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

The First Asshole

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Effective Catcalls

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

Ever Wonder Why 37& of Americans Prefer Socialism?

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

The Police - 1829

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'