Social Commentary Enthusiast Pillows

'The criminals round here are really blatant!'

'Would you prefer to make a phone call or update your Facebook status?'

'The North South Divide runs through the middle of our house'

'Get a job!'

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Eee.. what ails thee lass?"

Played by the rules.

"Like, weirdest date ever, last night, he kept trying to make eye contact!"

Kind of vague. Please whatever.

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

'You're a single person on benefits with too many rooms - we're downsizing you!'

'It's fifty bucks for a half hour, and of course ten percent of that goes to the disaster relief fund.'

"Oh go on! Give him some pocket money."

'But I'm a volunteer.'

'He's the homeless one - I'm just living my life.'

'You'll probably have to pay excess on that.'

An offended street-sweeper

Women going out for a Smoke.

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

"Gee, it looks like you're addicted to the same opioids I'm addicted to."

"I want this to be clear: In this bunch I am the bad apple."

Death at a Covid party

I don't believe in suing, besides, I'm just happy to be alive.'

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

'It's the ultimate reality TV show - it's about a family with a foreclosed mortgage, no job and no health insurance.'

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

"Harry's building a second home."

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

'Instead of a handout, I can get you a job, as a coalmine canary.'

Hell or paradise = New York or Moscow

The Pied Crack Piper.

Druggie: '( Psst! ) Hey buddy...wanna buy some really good Halluncinogens?'

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out James Carville?'

'Let's call it a day -- my thumb's beginning to throb.'